Vaniity - Review |
Any site that boasts to be the “first” to do anything is a site that already gets me in a bad mood. Vaniity.com, is an eponymous site that screams praises about Vaniity herself and whose name is absolutely fitting. This tranny loves herself more than any of her purported members can. According to Vaniity, she is the First Transexual Ever to go Mainstream. Now I have two problems with that: the first is the spelling of “transsexual”. If you’re a tranny, you know how to spell your namesake. Second, there is no way she is the first since her site was launched this year and scores of other shemales have been around a lot longer. To be brutally honest, this is the first I have ever heard of Vaniity, double “i” or not. Give it a rest girl. Let the web decide what you are and where you rank. If you bleat your own horn, you’ll be going nowhere fast.
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Here we go again. Another crappy-ass site claiming to be the next best thing and in Vaniity’s case, the first and only thing. With no preview page in site, you’re looking at a hope and a prayer that she is half-decent looking. Which she is, but in only 10% of her pictures, which were obviously air-brushed to the max.
Looking like the Hamburgler from the McDonald’s chain on the main page, Vaniity is posing next to a box of tissues with this corny as headline: Got Tissue? Why on earth would I need any tissue? There’s nothing to see? No movies to download, just horribly shot pictorials. The pics are terribly grainy and show absolutely nothing of interest.
Click on Fun Backstage and you get to see 15 or so snaps of her sucking someone’s dick. No naked shots of her, just him. Is this a gay site or a transsexual site? I still don’t know.
And it gets worse. With contrived pictorial themes, stuff like So Sexy and Look at Me I’m Gorgeous, Vaniity shows less and less during each picture shoot. Most of the shots she is clothed or it is simply a head shot. When I say head, I don’t mean her clit. I mean her actual huge head.
Vaniity is a glamour model, not a TS model. She isn’t screwing anyone. No, scratch that. She’s screwing her members by giving them absolutely nothing in return for their hard-earned cash. Who only offers grainy pictures these days and no movies? Most sites have more to share, for free, in their preview section than Vaniity does in her whole site. It’s a vain mess and deserves to be shutdown before anyone else spends their dough on this waste of space. There are more pictures of her cover art on various magazines than anything else. And if you want to see her in action, you have to pay for it, on top of your membership.
Vaniity has the audacity to charge her members for videos, (some running up to $20.00 and more) and she charges for video streaming of said videos. WHAT THE HELL? Streaming videos cannot be downloaded. Why can’t she be as magnanimous as she is vain and allow some dynamic movies to be shown instead of static picture drek? Who knows. Only the ice queen Vaniity does for sure.
The absolute best part of the site is the Message Board. Usually, I skim through a couple of posts and laugh at how ridiculous they are. But Vaniity’s message board tells the entire story. Have a read:
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:53 pm Post subject: fucked in the ass
vaniity, not everybody likes to get fucked in the ass like you---especially when they join a site. thought i'd check back---nothing added to the site, virtually no activity on this board and no reaction from you or the webmaster for the pathetic shitty site you put up.
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:48 pm Post subject: A slap in your fans face
Vaniity, please be aware of the site that is put out under your name. You have to share some of the responsibility. Are you unaware of what the content of pay website needs to be? This site is a slap in the face of your fans.
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:30 am Post subject: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!
Fuck you you assholes. I wasted my money on this shit. Fuck you!!!
You are thieves. THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING SITE! Who the fuck do you think you are. I've reported your fucking site to every web portal and adult review site out there. Fuck you for not answering any of these forum messages by all the disgrunteled fans. FUCK YOU!!!
Conclusion
Vaniity’s fans and members say everything I can only hope to convey. Hopefully we can put a stop to her (or her webmaster)stealing people’s money and let the masses know that Vaniity.com is a project based on someone’s vain attempt at acquiring other’s heard-earned wealth.
Price: Prices: 30 days - $19.95
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