Transsexuals Porno - Review |
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Produced sometime in 2003, Transsexuals Porno offers a whole lotta hoopla with all of the bells and whistles, but none of the exclusivity. If you’ve ever perused the web looking for tranny porn and were overcome with sample clips via pop-up ads and the like, you’ve probably seen every movie offered on Transsexuals Porno, one of the fucking worst URLs in recent memory. The first word is pluralized and the second word is redundant. Whoever made up the name is certainly no academic genius. But if you’re smart, you won’t pay the 40 bucks or the seemingly fair $1.95 trial. It’s limited and it’s going to cost you another $39.95 if you forget to shut it off.
It pains my heart to review crap of this nature, but it’s important. There are great shemale sites in existence, and some truly awful ones. Transsexuals Porno is in between, but still left an awful taste because it could have been so much more. But with a complete lack of exclusivity, it’s hard to give the site anything higher than I did. Let’s find out why…
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Right from the start, Transsexuals Porno rubbed me the wrong way. Usually, when I review some of these sites listed on Tranny Reviews, I’m rubbing me the right way, and usually more than once. T.P., (as I will call the site from now on; visions of Toilet Paper dancing in my head) is a mish mash of links, URLs and bonus crap that confused instead of tantalized.
Right from the start, Transsexuals Porno rubbed me the wrong way. Usually, when I review some of these sites listed on Tranny Reviews, I’m rubbing me the right way, and usually more than once. T.P., (as I will call the site from now on; visions of Toilet Paper dancing in my head) is a mish mash of links, URLs and bonus crap that confuses instead of tantalized.
Menu items include: Home-Main Page, Downloadable Videos, Streaming Videos, Photo Galleries, Photo Archives, Live Sex Shows, E-Zines, Sex Stories, Games, Sex Chat, Free Bonus Sites, Newest Content, Feedback and Members Support. Too much crap and not enough content.
The problem with any of these seemingly interesting links is that it’s all 3rd party crap. None of it is home-grown, and all of the content has been seen before and will be seen again. And again. And again…
You can choose pictures from the following 3rd party feed sites: Tranny Kingdom, Big Cock Pics Platinum, Bizarre O Rama and Body Builders. Now, what’s the problem with this picture? There’s one site catering to trannies, while the other stuff is decidely non-shemale in nature. What’s the point? The site is called Transsexuals Porno, not Random Porno, which is what this site most definitely is. Worse yet, most of the pictures are simply vid caps of annoying action.
What about the video section? Again, you’re looking at 3rd party feeds with most of the stuff streamable and non-downloadable. There were some clips that were available to steal; these included low res fare at 150kps which gobbled up 1 to 5 megs – high res movies offered at 750kps which took up between 15 and 50 megs. But again, it must be stressed, the crap is NOT exclusive.
Conclusion
I could go on and on regarding the absolute crappiness of this site, but I won’t. The point has been hammered and the truth has been dispatched. With no updates and nothing exclusive, it makes it even difficult to warrant the $2.00 trial, seeing as how it’s limited. And on what planet does a non-exclusive site have the gall and audacity to charge its members $39.95 for mostly non-tranny fare? Hopefully you, the reader, are on the same planet as me as I review this and opt to stay away from 3rd party feeds and focus more on sites that offer exclusive tranny content that actually caters to tranny lovers and not tranny loving posers, which is what Transsexual Pornos’ webmasters so obviously are.
Price: $1.95 for limited 2-day trial; 30 days recurring at $39.95.
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