Tranny Surprise - Review |
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No, it’s not what’s on today’s menu in your school cafeteria. It’s the surprise that cums over the faces of unsuspecting “straight” guys after they pick up what they “thought” was a woman. Notice the quotes? These guys know exactly what they’re getting themselves into. I mean, they did have to sign off on the videos they appeared in. If they were truly “surprised” by the tranny they ended up taking home from the beach, the mall, the library, etc. they would never have allowed themselves to be shot humping these she-hes and let the celluloid see the light of day. But that’s what makes the whole enterprise so enjoyable. Waiting for the Crying Game-like sequence… and unlike the dude in that movie who upchucked his last 3 squares, these guys make a face, shake their heads then dig in like it was no big thing. My friends, let me tell you, all of these models sport big things.
What else is on the menu at Tranny Surprise after you pay for your plate? Lots! Starting with: 8th Street Latinas, Captain Stabbin, MILF Hunter, Big Naturals, Mikes Apartment, Euro Sex Parties, First Time Auditions, Street Blowjobs and Top Shelf Pussy. Notice the lack of extra tranny stuff. With the dozens of shemale models offered on the site, it’s nice to get back to genetic girl basics.
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Many tranny sites these days are opting for the reality-based filming of its showcased models. This means having the POV from the person who does the humping filming his quarry. Tranny Surprise takes that idea one step further. A camera crew follows an unsuspecting straight dude on his way to picking up, for all intents and purposes, a straight chick to bang back at the filming pad.
On paper, it might have sounded like a good idea. In theory, it’s next to impossible. Some of the models on the site are obvious shemales, or even worse, cross dressers. The CDs, as they’re usually called, have no boobs, do not take female hormones and have more stubble than Crockett and Tubbs. As soon as they begin to speak, you know there is no surprise to be had. But does it really matter? Not especially. It’s just important to suspend your belief systems for a half hour or so and take it for what it’s worth; guys humping trannies and trannies humping guys.
The setup is usually the same for every episode. Guy goes to the beach or the market and spies what he thinks is (but we obviously know isn’t) a woman. He lures her back to his pad with camera crew in tow and gets down to business. As soon as he peels off her panties, actually wayyyyy before he does that you can instantly tell these chicks are packing major heat, their extended clits spring into action. What would a heterosexual male do under these circumstances? Tranny Suprise shows us.
With close to 145 episodes, you have a lot of shemales to choose from. 145! That’s a lot of fucking tranny surprising going on. The first episode dates back July 8th, 2002 with tri-weekly updates. Updates three times a fucking week. That’s unheard of. But Tranny Surprise does it and does it well.
Each episode is divided into three segments. Each segment can be downloaded in 7 meg sections (which last about a minute once played in a video player) or you can download them in chunks which can take up close to 70 megs, but well worth it if you want to watch 10 or so minutes of tranny humping at one time. You also have the option of streaming the flicks at low and high bandwidths. Everything is downloadable and can be archived on your hard drive. You can also view video captures in the picture section and make yourself some new tranny wallpaper. Yipeeee! it well.
Conclusion:
Tranny Surprise is a hilarious site that is worth at least a quick look. Even the lamest, cheapest cocksucker out there can afford the $4.95 3-day trial. And unlike other trials, you have COMPLETE access to a bunch of other sites and can download from any of those sites as well. But there is no way in hell you’ll have enough time to do it. 72 hours to download THOUSANDS of movies from close to 20 different sites. Not gonna happen. You have 5 bucks and 72 free hours? Plunk it down. Do it! You’ll be pleasantly surprised.
Price: $4.95 for 3-day trial or 30 days - $24.95
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