Tranny Ranch - Review |
After I finish this review, I will be lobbying to change Tranny Ranch’s title to Tranny Train Wreck. The site is a mess. The site is one big lie. The site is a sight for sore, sore eyes. With just one page of downloadable pictures and movies of only 8 different models, what the fuck is the point? It’s like being handed Charles Dickens’ novel A Tale of Two Cities with that amazing first page, “It was the best of times… it was the worst of times” and having the rest of the book staring back at you with blank pages. At Tranny Ranch, it’s ALWAYS the worst of times.
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Tranny Ranch is your basic mega site full of mega promises and delivering mega amounts of absolutely nothing. I’ve seen it before and I am sure I will see it again. The main members’ page promises XXX Movies, Live Shows, Hard EZines, Sex Tales, XXX Pics, Flash Games and Sex Guides. Sound too good to be true? Fuck ya! It is.
The XXX Movie section has your cookie-cutter third party feeds and only ONE of them is of a transsexual nature, Chicks with Dicks. The remaining feeds are foot fetish sites, urination station sites and a mish-mash of other corporate BS. Click on Live Shows and you’d think you’d be able to witness some live, in your face shemales. Guess what? You get nothing but crap. No Trannies. No shemales. Just Close Up Cams, Dildo Cams, Jack Off Cams and an Up Yours Cam. No… up YOURS, Tranny Ranch! Right up your stingy, tight-fisted bunghole.
Maybe accessing Hard EZines will provide us paying members with what we paid for. Nope. Just some silly site called Sex Shocker whose only shocking attribute is that it didn’t work. It said “authorization required”. Well, since it had no tranny value, it was no big loss. But you’ll lose your money and your mind trying to find anything of a transsexual nature on Tranny Ranch.
The only saving grace for the site is the main page’s movie offerings. Although there are only 8 models, they’re actually pretty decent looking. You can either stream the flicks or download them to your hard drive. The clips are of great quality and will cost you up to 35 megs of space, but each one runs approximately 5 and a half to 6 minutes longs. Each model has 6 video clips to her credit. In their respective picture shoot section, you’ll find upwards of 125 downloadable pictures for each and all are thumbnailed.
Conclusion
I think I would have been happier if the site just had the main members’ page and didn’t boast so many other false claims. The other pages on the site were full of shit and had nil tranny content. Why bother? Seriously. Why whet your members’ appetites and give them bullshit in return? You won’t be seeing any repeat business. What’s the point? If you’re a mega site, own up to it. Call yourself Tranny Mega Ranch. This way, there will be no disappointment on the receiving end. And this end was disappointed beyond belief.
Price: 30 days - $29.95; 60 days - $46.99; 90 days – $59.95.
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