Tranny Mafia - Review |
Bad acting, worse dialogue and some of the most excruciatingly annoying accents this side of the equator, Tranny Mafia declares: Handguns, knives, cattle prods, bomb threats… they’ll stop at nothing to fuck their next tranny! Cattle prods? The leaders of the Tranny Mafia are one “Del Murder” May, aka the Godmother and “Danger Prone” Dana, aka the Driver. With guns that were purchased from Toys R’ Us and knives that are obviously made of rubber, the Tranny Triad Mafia make their way across town in a beat-up Toyota SUV in hopes of reaming some unsuspecting tranny tail. Other link options include XXX Movies, Picture Gallery, Mags & Stories, Bonus Galleries, Vids on Demand, Download Vids, Adult Games, One 2 One and Sex Finder.
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Filmed to look like a documentary, the shoddy production and horrific story lines make you cringe during every second of viewing. With only 5 episodes to choose from, you witness the same setup each and every time. May and Dana, two of the most unpleasant and unappealing Asian trannies I’ve seen in a long while, hop in their SUV in search of their prey. May is always dressed in the same hat and trench coat while her partner in grime, Dana, wears the exact same pants and shirt in each episode. They pull their truck into a parking spot, hop out with their toy guns and approach their intended targets. The viewer knows who the target is going to be since we see a separate POV shot long before the SUV arrives. If this is supposed to be a documentary type film, this POV ruins the entire plot idea. I stand corrected. The nonsensical story lines and weak acting ruins everything.
I really have no idea what kind of clientele Tranny Mafia hopes to attract with this bogus bullshit. Not one “model” is worthy of a second look and the two main “actresses” are downright ugly. What’s left? Not much. Thankfully, Tranny Mafia is also a megasite, so there are other options to choose from. Unfortunately, as is the case with megasites, transsexual fare is few and far between.
Within the 5 episodes shown, the member is able to download chunks of each movie in 9 or 10 meg segments. You’ll need Windows Media Player to view the site’s meager offerings. I always applaud sites that allow its members the option of downloading movies. Unfortunately, since the content of Tranny Mafia is so awful, downloading seems like a waste of time and space.
There are also vidcaps available for viewing from each episode. Approximately 210 snaps can be viewed and downloaded from every chapter. Again, with models that look like something I threw up during my last drinking binge, I can’t recommend saving anything to your hard drive.
Let’s examine the site’s additional fare: XXX Movies takes you to a page with your usual 3rd party feeds. These include the old standbys Mr. and Mrs and Tranny Sex. The remaining movie sites are of a non-transsexual nature and include Cum Queens, Cumshot Revue, Oral Specialists, Anal Invades, Ten Dicks One Chick, Pussy Pounders, Jumbo Juggs, Luscious Lesbians and Teen Streams.
Picture Gallery is a page with hundreds of pictures of various natures. Snaps of Amateurs, BBW, Black Teens, Blondes, Foot Fetish, Grannies, Panties, Pregnant, Public, Retired Secretaries (!?), School Girls, School Teachers, Smoking and Small Tits. All are available to download and fit practically every budget and fetish known to man, woman or shemale.
The Download Vids section is a nice touch. Hundreds of movie clips of tons of fetishes all available for download, just like the sign says. Unfortunately, you have to actually download the entire clip before you can view it. There are or no thumbnails for viewing which makes it difficult deciding what flick to save. Clips include Amateur, Anal, Blondes, BlowJobs, Cumshots, Fingering, Foot Jobs, Gangbangs, Smoking, Tit Fucking, Upskirts and Voyeur.
Conclusion
If there is one thing to fear about the Tranny Triad Mafia, it’s their acting abilities. I don’t know where they learned to act or who taught them to pen a plot, but it’s just embarrassing all the way around. At least if the actors involved in the production were half decent looking and pleasing to the eye, it wouldn’t really matter what the fuck they did or didn’t do on screen. Unfortunately, none of Tranny Mafia’s models are worth a second glance. If it weren’t for the extras lining the site, I wouldn’t have been so magnanimous with the rating. Tranny Mafia is a definite tranny misfire.
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