Tranny Island - Review |
What’s worse than being deserted on an island with no food, no water and no tranny? Being deserted on Tranny Island, which is the biggest waste of my reviewing time since entering this biz. It may be an island, but there was nary a tranny to be found.
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If there’s a sucker born every minute, I must be the biggest one this hour for plunking down three hard earned dollars for three days of Tranny(less) Island drek. According to the site’s preview page, which is more like an ad for a completely different site, Tranny Island boasts ”…a collection of the most beautiful he-shes on the net! Our exclusive archive contains young first time tranny’s (sic) in 1000’s of pics and vids. No need to go to more expensive sites that promise you everything and give you nothing. We have it all! Wow. That was deep. Deeply full of fucking shit.
There is NOTHING exclusive about any of the trannies they have on the site. 1000’s of pics and vids? Perhaps. But maybe a dozen or so are of a transsexual nature. Why call yourself Tranny Island if your island hosts practically no trannies?
The Main Menu members’ area page is a joke. There is not one picture, video or link dedicated to anything shemale-like in nature. Scroll down, wayyyyy down and you have a section entitled Latest Picture Updates with an option to click on two featured models. When I first logged on to Tranny Island to do this review, I left the site running and ran a few errands. I came back and the site had performed a picture gallery update. They simply recycled the last photo shoot to become the newest shoot. I guess they figured their members were too stupid to notice what they had done. I noticed and I am still stupid for signing up.
The picture shoots are not exclusive. At all. I have seen them hundreds of times before on countless other mega-sites. Nothing new. And what about the 1000’s of archived pictures the site claims to have? That’s exactly what it is, a claim. And I claim to have the biggest cock in the Western world. You can claim anything you want… but can you back it up? Tranny Island can’t.
The XXX Movies section was an even bigger disappointment. With only two streaming sites dedicated to trannies (and the two worst possible streams to have been chosen: Mr. and Mrs. and Tranny Sex) I won’t even bother rattling off the remaining titles. They’re boring, repetitive and all suck so bad, I won’t taint my review further by listing them here.
The site also houses Bonus Galleries, Live Sex Shows and Mags and Stories, all of a non-transsexual nature. Again, I ask you, why bother including this fucking crap when it obviously does not cater to the site’s title?
I’m going to end my review here and send a scathing letter to Tranny Island’s webmaster. How dare they use a title like Tranny Island and include everything in their site BUT trannies? This uneasy feeling of sand in my swim trunks after visiting this crock of a site will just not go away.
Conclusion
Don’t let the site’s title fool you. There is NO island and NO trannies on the phantom island. There is just corporate bullshit and non-exclusive garbage. If you want to waste three dollars on a site that will lie to you and steal your hard-earned dough, plunk it down on this fucking train wreck. I’d rather see Mary Ann and Ginger sporting she-cocks and tearing Gilligan a new a-hole then ever have to witness the carnage of Tranny Island again.
Price: $3.95 for 3-day trial - $39.99 per month
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