Trannie Palace - Review |
Trannie Palace characterizes itself as the Hottest SheHe Sex Show on Earth. There must be a parallel earth I’m unaware of, because the Trannie Palace I witnessed was lukewarm at best. Although the site boasts photo galleries, XXX movie channels and an additional 17 included sites to visit at no extra charge, it never rose above the “OK” level.
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I always get a bit fidgety when pop-up ads begin to assault my senses when I first visit a site. But when I log on to a tranny site and gay pop-up ads surround me, I get the shakes. Again, let me preface this by mentioning I am heterosexual. I might enjoy shemales in a novel sort of way, but I don’t consider myself gay for embracing them. Some of the trannies I’ve seen blow away genetic girls in looks and style. Yes, shemales have nutsacks nestled between their legs. Yes, it’s kinda funky to delight in their auras. But don’t bombard me with gay ads. Don’t ruin my fantasy. Ok, enough psychobabble. Time for my meds.
The Main Page is a mish-mash of models, sites and ads that confuse rather than delight. To the left of the page, you’ll find the featured and bonus content. The featured content includes pay per minute, streaming rentals and downloadable rental options. If you’ve been following my reviews, you’ll know that I find this kind of option a waste of valuable money. You’re better off searching for the titles in a P2P program, rather than buying them here. The PPM rate can set you back close to $30.00 for 300 minutes. The streaming rentals will cost you $8.95 and up for 48 hours access. The downloads will steal lots of hard drive space and up to $15.00 for 30 days access. Now, I might have failed math in high school, but the 30 days for $15.00 AND being able to download seems like your best bet.
Most of the bonus content is of the non-shemale variety. While not always a bad thing, (for heterosexuals like myself) I’d prefer it to be tranny-related. Click on Pics of the Day, and you are sent to a page with content such as Amateur of the Day, Lesbian of the Day, Big Boobs of the Day and Fetish Pic of the Day. Where’s shemale of the day, you ask? I’m not sure. I’d have to query the webmaster for an answer to that one.
Click on Live Cams, Voyeur Cams or Live Sex Shows and you get more of the same non-tranny content. Choose Fetish Channels and you get to see all sorts of flashing-in-public but, again, no trannies.
The site may have exclusive content, but they seem to have spent most of their budget on the “extras” rather than real content. The models are 5 or 6’s at best and could use some major airbrushing. Although they update consistently, (every 3 days or so) what they showcase is below par.
There are 6 models shown on the main page with two additional galleries. One is softcore while the other is of the hardcore variety. This is where Trannie Palace saves itself from oblivion. With more than 30 models in each section and between 20 and 60 photos for each model (all available for download) they do their best to appease.
What really impressed me the most was the Movie Clip option. Unfortunately, this page is hidden atop the photo gallery pages in extremely small print. It’s almost as if they didn’t want you to find it. What I did find was 22 different categories of downloadable content. Some samples of what you’ll find: Amateur, Oral, Asian, Footjob, Upskirt, Gang Bangs, Lesbians, Whipping and Wrestling clips. This part of Trannie Palace is almost worth its three-day admission price.
Conclusion:
I’m truly torn. I appreciate the mega-content this mega site has to offer, but it is put together too clunkily to get any real kudos from me. The site is called Trannie Palace, but the trannies are few and far between. If you are a fan of all sorts of fetishes, then this place is for you, as long as you don’t expect any shemales to be included in your fetish fantasies.
Is it worth it?
The three day trial, but nothing else.
Price: $2.95 for 3-day trial. $29.95 per month.
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