Shemale Kiss - Review |
I knew I was in trouble when I first read the tagline for this disgrace of a site: Shemale Kiss – Suntanned Brazillian Tranny Pornstars! Now, two things leap out at me. First off, if you’re from Brazil, you’re automatically considered suntanned, whether you live in a cave in Brazil or are pastier than Richie Cunningham. Secondly, the spelling of Brazilian with two “L’s”. If you can’t spell who you are and where you’re from, you’re basically full of crap, as is Shemale Kiss, which deserves the kiss off.
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Shemale Kiss purports to be something it isn’t; a 100% downloadable, high quality site. While the site does have downloadable fare, what you see is really fucking abysmal. Nothing is exclusive and the stuff that is shown is of mediocre quality at best. 320 X 240 300 kbs flicks are best seen with dial up. Perhaps someone should let the webmasters know that we’ve progressed into the cable/DSL/T1 age.
The site is categorized easily enough, breaking off into sections like Softcore, Hardcore and Latina and you get to see shemales and males and males and shemales and the often seen shemale on shemale scene. Nothing new to see here. Excuse me while I yawn. Yawn!
The site has close to 70 flicks that last almost 15 minutes each. But the stuff isn’t new or exclusive or well done. Half the performers look like they’re sleeping through their scenes while the others looked as bored as I did accessing the site.
To think a shite site like Shemale Kiss shares the same bandwidth with sites like Grooby and Shemale Club is a crying game shame.
Conclusion
This site was so blasé, I wasn’t even sure I wanted to add it to the Tranny Review roster, but I figured if it would save someone from wasting even a dime, a dime that was found in the gutter while waiting for public transportation, I had done a public service… and here it is. Shemale Kiss can kiss my ass for wasting my time and hard earned dough.
Price: $29.95 for 30 days recurring; $59.95 for 90 days, non- recurring; $99.95 for 365 days non-recurring.