Shemale-Club - Review |
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Ever since I began doing reviews of a transsexual nature, I never thought any site could beat Bob and his T-Girls. Some came awfully close, but none exceeded the Bob Meister. Then came Grooby’s stable of sites with the infamous Grooby Archive. I figured shemale sites as a whole had reached its zenith. Well there’s another player in the game.
You’ll understand what I mean when you first log on to Shemale-Club’s preview section. Have a look at the site’s featured players: Adna, Karolina and Camilla. Holy Christ! These can’t be trannies. There’s no fucking way. Way, dude. No airbrush. No transposing the tranny’s head on a female body with the extra little bit glued on. These chicks are fucking gorgeous. But it gets better. They offer close to a thousand picture galleries, hundreds of downloadable movies in every fucking imaginable form, message boards and phone numbers of their models. And it’s ALL 100% EXCLUSIVE!
Everything is neatly labeled and sectioned. You even get to toss your fave films in a special holding tank for later retrieval. They even shoot flicks that their members requested. Well, I request a movie shot with me shooting my load over every fucking model you have in your repertoire. Do it!
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Shemale-Club’s main page is loaded with pictures and names of every tranny you’ve ever heard of and some that have yet to be uttered in closed company. The one’s you do know have been flagged down and shot for the site’s exclusive content. I have yet to have seen one movie or picture gallery offered in the site’s impressive and expansive repertoire elsewhere. And there’s a shitload of repertoire to sift through.
Once a member, you’ll see that as much time, effort and money was spent on engineering a pitch-perfect presentation as was attempting to find the crème of the crème in the shemale world. Everything is clearly marked and neatly laid out. User AND eye friendly. The webmasters are truly cutting edge. They offer their users the option to choose the chick of their choice alphabetically, by hair color (blondes, brunettes, redheads) by nationality (Ebony, Asian, Latina), solo cumshots, hardcore, softcore, shemale couples, fetish shemales. You name it; they’ll categorize it for you. They also have a section entitled Requested Shoots, as requested by their members. Genius.
They also have a healthy dose of movies. You only want MPEG movies, no problem. Just click on the link that says MPEG movies. Feeling like maybe Windows Media Player movies are more your bag? No worries. They have special section for that, too How about Real Media? Done. QuickTime, too? Hell, yeah! Win Media Full Screen? Uh-huh. Just click here.
Each movie section is sub-categorized alphabetically. The MPEG movie section cuts up its offerings into 5 or so meg flicks for easy downloading. If you just want to save your faves and download them later, no problem. Just use their fast and easy Lightbox option, and it’s stored away in your cart for later retrieval. Each flick has a rating, meg amount and the date the movie was uploaded to the site. You’re also able to Zip it by pressing an icon next to the Lightbox link. Very cool.
Choose Windows Media movies and you are given the choice of either High or Low bandwidth. These, too, have ratings, the date it was uploaded and the amount of megs it will steal from your hard drive. Low bandwidth choices are almost always 1/5th the size of the High ones. Not all movies are offered in all video renderings. Choose wisely. And if you choose QuickTime movies, know you will be downloading flicks that will gobble 100 or more megs of room. You’ve been warned. That also goes for Win Media full screen. But with this option, the site also gives you a brief description of the action, actual duration in minutes and seconds and the option to stream it instead of downloading it. Who the hell would rather stream than download? Either way, you’re given the option and for that I am truly thankful.
Another great section is the model index. Every shemale they have on their site is presented in this section. It gives the tranny’s age, location, phone number (when available), e-mail address (also when available) and which set they are included in. If they are in a softcore set, each one is listed. Hardcore set? Listed. Movie set? Listed as well. And they provide a link directly to the intended quarry. Can you beat that for customer service? You can certainly beat your meat once you arrive at what you clicked.
The pictures are huge and clear. You also have the option of playing them in succession are just viewing one by one at your leisure. You are also given a plethora of extras easily found under the Extra’s menu, (quick note to the webmasters… the word extra is not in possessive form. Lose the apostrophe.). They have Live Show Models, a TS Club Guide featuring clubs all over the globe, a fancy Message board where people actually post messages and actually receive replies, Escorts from around the world, Stories, Dating and movies featuring the webmasters themselves.
Conclusion:
I could not believe this site had this much to offer without those cheesy, ever-present 3rd party feeds to bulk up its content. The movies were plentiful, crisp and clean. They were shot by professionals and the models themselves were absolutely gorgeous. Sometimes you wonder if you’re witnessing a real girl or a transsexual. Even when viewing the models’ obvious oversized clits, I still felt like I was watching a genetic girl. And every last fucking male actor in any of the site’s flicks were lucky to be a part of something that incredible. 100% exclusive content of the hottest shemales I have ever seen, I’d like to sign up as an extra just to see the action firsthand. For just $25.00 a month, you can be there, up front and personal with all the models the site has to offer.
Price: $25.00 for 30 days - $59.95 for 90 days non-recurring - $99.00 for 180 days non-recurring.
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