Shemale Academy - Review |
This isn’t your typical learning ground. Shemale Academy teaches you the difference between a 7 inch clit and a prick (there really isn’t any when dealing with trannies), gives you some of the sexiest yearbook picks and video diaries of any alumni around; brings live class cams directly into your living room and helps you with the best possible Clit/Cliff Notes to date.
Bogus copy aside, Shemale Academy isn’t a bad place to visit and learn. With daily updates and 33,000 odd pictures featuring close to 500 individual students of all sorts of colors, creeds and nationalities while housing over 180 movies, Shemale Academy is a fucking steal at $4.95 for a 3-day trial. Make sure to cancel your trial membership before the 72 hours are up and cram as much as you can, because if you don’t, you’re looking at $29.95, recurring. Grab that Red Bull and start downloading, um, studying.
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Before I jump into this review, let me first discuss the absolutely awful look of the site. It may be an academy of the shemale variety and have funky links like Yearbook Pics for pictures and Video Diaries for movies and Live Class Cams for the usual cam sites, but the backdrop and foreground and color scheme is horrific. There is nothing to do with education, academic or otherwise. Some funky background which has no bearing on anything with a brick-like foreground with some of the gayest looking “vines” or greenery I have ever witnessed. My guess is Shemale Academy was going for the Ivy League school academy look, but failed miserably. Everything else is semi-decent with simplistic navigation, but it all looks like shit. Webmasters, take heed. I’ve reviewed enough sites, shemale or otherwise, in the last decade to know what works and what sucks. But let’s look at the good stuff and find out why I was so generous as to grade your site an 76, a B- in academia terms.
The main page, as ugly as it is, gives you mountains of information. Just below the main links, the site gives you the latest update (which happened to be today’s date), the total amount of images the site held: 33,741 and the total amount of movies: 182. This helps if you are signing up for the 3-day trial. Multiply the hours in the day by the time you have to sit by your computer, minus the chores your wife makes you complete, divided by the ridiculous reports your boss has you write, over Pi divided by my ass. Voila! You’ll know exactly how much time you have to devote to clean up the site and how much room you’ll need on your hard drive to save and savor all the tranny goodness.
Click on Yearbook Pics and you’re given a page full of funky looking shemale academy students. The site tells you when the photo shoot was taken, a quick 2 word blurb explaining what you’re witnessing and 3 other options: Tour, Thumbs and Flash Tour. The Tour gives you the option of viewing one picture at a time. The site tells you exactly how many pictures are in any given shoot. On average, you’re looking at 80 or so pics per student. Not bad. You’re also able to rate the pictures on a scale from 1 to 10 and you can post comments on each picture in the shoot as well. What I found strange was the webmasters were pushing their weight around regarding what comments should be left and what comments should never be uttered. According to the site: Please don't post any unquotable words, because your User ID will be remembered and the Site Administration may lock your account for uncertain period of time. If you have nothing to say, it'd be better for you to keep silence. Or you can post just what you think about this image in simple words like 'good', 'awesome' etc. Fuck that! If I want to say that the model has a mustache thicker than mine or an Adam’s apple as big as my fist, I’m gonna say it! Don’t attempt to frighten me with User Id remembrance tactics. Free speech, cocksuckers! But I digress.
The Video Diaries section is also pretty well laid out. You get a thumbnail view of each video shoot and are able to download them or stream them via Broadband, LAN or ISDN. The videos are 100 meg or more each and last almost a half hour each. That’s pretty fucking incredible since I need that long to fluff my pillows, arrange my laptop on my stomach and get my Kleenex set just right. You won’t see any dial up crap options that I hate more than life. Shemale Academy knows its members have sense and style and some sort of coin. No dial up 56k drek. Broadband all the way to the bank and back.
I did have one issue with the Video Diaries. One of the hottest babes featured had 3 movies that did not fucking work. All you see is a blank screen with audio and no video. The title of the film is Dancing Tranny. I’d post a comment like “THIS MOVIE DOESN’T WORK. FUCK YOU, SHEMALE ACADEMY!” But, since they will trace my ID and set the dogs after me, I’m forced to keep my yap shut. Damn!
The Live Class cams are pure bullshit as it costs to view any of these babes on cam. Stay away. The bonus content were some other 3rd party tranny feed and Strip Poker and Strip BlackJack. The games would have been welcomed, except the same models play the same games, over and over and over again.
Conclusion>
You’re probably asking yourself why I gave Shemale Academy such high marks for such a seemingly lousy site. Easy… it’s 5 dollar 3-day trial. There are no limitations and you can download anything and everything to your hearts’ content in 72 hours or less. 180 30-min. movies for $4.95? That’s scandalous. Just make sure you don’t spend another nanosecond sniffing around. Apply to Shemale Academy, take as many notes as you can, try to stay out of trouble and graduate with some kick-ass tranny porn that you can view and pound your pud to at your heart’s content. ConGRADulations, graduate!
Price: $4.95 for 3-day trial recurring at $29.95 a month; $29.95 for 30 days recurring; $69.95 for 90 days
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