Nuts on Sluts - Review |
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Partnering up with the ever-present Meat Members Network, Nuts on Sluts, launched during the summer of 2003, is yet another tranny site with a clichéd name. You’ve heard of Sluts on Nuts, Cocks in Frocks, Dicks on Chicks and Chicks with Dicks. The name may not be new or improved, but the site has some decent trannies. With less than 100 models and corresponding episodic adventures to choose from (you’d think with 3 years on the web it would have three times as much) the stuff to choose is not half bad.
You’re looking at about 30 bucks for a month’s worth of she-he adventures, with an added Meat Members bonus of 40 or so extra sites. Most of them, as you probably already guessed, are NOT of a tranny nature. But sometimes you feel like going straight with stuff like: Frank Wank, Nut in Her Mouth, Meat Holes, Facial Cum Targets and Blow Job Quickies to name but a few. Bonus crap aside, let’s peruse the actual site.
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Nuts on Sluts: Hot Trannys (sic) with Huge Cocks. Yes, the grammar is atrocious, but the models are most certainly not. The teaser or trailer section is not a tease at all. At 782kps and 37 seconds each, each of the sample movies is a wank-fest in and of itself. And as an added bonus, they give you the name of the model so you can easily find her/him when you become a full-fledged member.
Once you actually become a member, you’re looking at videos that are downloadable and unfortunate vidcaps which does not do the proceedings any justice. If you’re smart, and I know you are since you’re reading this review before you’re spending any money, you’ll scoot to the video section and look up the lovely Miriany, who looks to be exclusive, at least to my eyes since I have yet to have seen her grace any other website in my years of reviewing tranny porn. Look for this lovely episode featuring hers truly:
This luscious and exotic tranny is Miriany. She possibly could be the prettiest tranny we've ever had on this site. So, naturally we did everything we could to her. We shoved her face full of cock and then it was on to her hole. We pumped it nonstop in what seemed like forever. This whore certainly can take a cock up her ass and lasted the whole way. We rewarded her with a shower of cum.
She looks genuine. She’s definitely genetic girl material, with just the right eye makeup and hair length and breast size, she could pass for your girlfriend or mine. She’s that good. If brunettes aren’t your bag, try the interracial pairing of Luana and some dark dude:
Luana was hungry for some cock and got some dark meat shoved up her hole. This guy pumped her ass hard and fast till her guts were rearranged. After a nasty sweaty session she some man gravy to go with that dark meat.
It’s nice to see that black dudes can have their fun with trannies, too. And you know they’re packing 10 or so inches and that means tranny ass is going to be stretched super tight, as it rightly should.
Movies are available in two formats: MPG and WMV. MPG is clocked at 1000kps with a viewing screen of 320X240. WMV is neck and neck with a 1000kps speed but with a larger viewing area; 640X480. Basically, the larger the area, the quicker your internet speed should be. Then again, if you have anything less than cable, you shouldn’t be allowed to poke your head out in public. All movies are downloadable and run 5 and 25 minutes each… plenty of time for the Kleenex hunt and after-party.
You’re also given the option of downloading accompanying images in a welcomed .zip file format. But again, to warn you, they are NOT pictures taken by an individual photographer. They are vidcaps. Waste of time. Don’t bother.
The bonus stuff is extensive and also downloadable, but is nothing of a tranny nature, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes too much dick on too many chicks can make a man all weird upstairs.
Conclusion
Nuts on Sluts doesn’t have a great name going for it, but its content is pretty decent. The trannies actually look like chicks, and you won’t see any flat-chested wannabes or 5 o’clock shadow-boys. You’ll get blondes, brunettes, red-heads and more. You’ll see tranny on male and male on tranny and male on tranny on tranny and tranny on female, etc. You also get a shitload of bonus content to keep your 30 dollar monthly price tag in frame. Nuts on Sluts? I ain’t nuts. Gimme a month.
Price: $29.95 for 30 days recurring; $59.95 for 90 days, recurring.
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