Nina TV - Review |
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Hailing from my hometown of Montreal, Quebec, Canada, Nina’s unbelievably believable 34C’s are a site to behold. Only thing troubling me is the name Nina chose for her site; Nina TV. It’s obvious she is not a TV since she has a nicer rack than some of the girls I’ve dated. Perhaps she’s just unclear on the concept. Now, in my opinion (and my opinion only means anything when I pen a review) a TV is a person (usually a male) who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification.
A TS, on the other hand, is a person who psychologically identifies with the opposite sex and may seek to live as a member of this sex by undergoing surgery and hormone therapy to obtain the necessary physical appearance. That said, whether Nina is truly a TV or a TS, she’s still damn nice looking. Along with your paid membership, you gain access, free of charge, to sites like: Her First Gang Bang, Blow Job Auditions, French Fuck Faces (more whores from Montreal) and The Secret Life of Nana Funk.
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Touted as the “most downloaded transsexual on the Internet”, Nina greets you in Indian garb while flashing you her “8.5 inches” of she-meat. I place the 8.5 inches in quotes since Nina is absolutely full of shit. There’s a picture of Nina measuring her member and she places the ruler at the base of her bunghole. Hell! If I did that, I’d have 12 inches myself. Subtract 3 or so inches, and Nina sports a believable (and respectable) 5 inches of hanging clit.
In the Main Members Area, you’ll find the following links: What’s New, About Me, Pictures, Video, Archives and Chat Live. What’s New takes you to the latest update, but without an actual time stamp, who really knows when it was last updated.
About Me gives Nina’s stats and helps her members find out what makes her tick. Here’s a sampling: Age – 24, Cock Size – 8.5 inches (Cha, right!), Girth – Wide (what the fuck does that mean?). Things I love: diamonds, divas, good sex and nice cocks. Things I hate: polyester, fake divas, smelly people, boring partys (sic) and bad coffee. Gee thanks, Nina. That’s really, really deep.
Click on Pictures and you are shown the exact same page as the What’s New page, with some extra content way at the bottom, featuring some of her tranny pals. I counted 17 photo shoots of Nina, with anywhere between 28 and 80 pictures per shoot. The pictures are quite clear and all are downloadable. Nina seems more into the glamour side of things since some of the photo shoots don’t show her completely naked. Which kinda sucks. The rest of her shemale pals at the bottom of the page are either in solo shoots, or in hardcore mode.
Video takes you to a page with 9 different video shoots. Only one, Nina and Stephane, show actual penetration. The remaining 8 are of Nina pounding her pud and/or sucking off some stupid French fuck. The movies are available either in 56k dial up (Sheesh! This snail-like crap still exists?) or broadband. You also have two movie viewers to view the proceedings: Windows Media or RealPlayer. Unfortunately, not one movie is downloadable. This means, you are stuck choking you’re chicken while you’re online while surfing her site. Hopefully, it’s after-hours at work when you decide to unzip the pants and rub one out.
Archives is a complete waste of time since it is the EXACT SAME page as What’s New and Pictures. Chat Live gives the members the opportunity to chat live with Nina and hear her Celine-Dion like French accent. Believe you me, it ain’t pretty. Neither is Celine Dion. The only way to actually chat live with Nina is to sign up with Internet Friends Network. Just another shameless way to purloin your coin. Don’t do it. You’ve been warned.
Conclusion
Nina is cute. Nina is nice. Nine is not 8.5 inches, nor is Nina a TV. Once you get over the semantics of the entire affair, there’s not much left. With just pictures to download and videos that don’t show Nina in too many compromising positions, there’s just not much content. You get a lot for your money since you are granted access to a bunch of other bonus sites, but Nina’s is the only one of a transsexual nature. If you like Celine Dion accents and shemales that look more feminine that Celine does, Nina TV is right up your alley.
Price: 30 days - $34.95. - 90 days - $59.95.
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