Joanna Jet - Review |
British bombshell Joanna Jet jets off and gets off with eroticism and decadence. Her “personal crisis” having ended in late September (not sure what she suffered from, but she looks mighty good now) she is back on track and ready to show her ample rack. Photo galleries, video pages, Q & A sessions, forums and an online store help Joanna rise to the occasion and above her darker days.
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The first thing that I noticed when I logged on to JoannaJet.com was the simplistic layout of the site. Black font on a white background might seem dull, but it works. Everything is laid out nice and neat and navigation is a snap. With 13 different page options to choose from, Joanna rolls out the red carpet, steam cleans it and secures it firmly to the concrete.
The Galleries page takes you away to another page that hosts Joanna and some of her friends. Here, you can find shoots entitled Glamour, Softcore, Hardcore, Odds and Ends and Friends. Glamour takes you to 9 thumbnailed galleries with up to 70 pictures per shoot. Joanna was even kind enough to offer up the date of the shoot and the members’ rating of each one. Softcore hosts well over 100 galleries ranging in date from September 2001 to November 2003. Joanna has been very productive.
The Hardcore gallery has Joanna and some of her friends in all kinds of sexual situations. Male on shemale; shemale on shemale; shemale on male; male on male on shemale, shemale on shemale on male, and you get the picture. And pictures you get. Thousands of them all ready for right clicking to your hard drive, just the way I like it. Joanna has more pals than I have family members showcased in her Friends section. Over 23 of them show us why they belong in her stable.
In the Videos section, a thumbnailed preview offers the member 18 different video shoots with up to 4 videos in each set. All are available for download and in the following formats: Windows Media, Real Media and QuickTime. Some flicks gobble less than 2 megs while others hog up to 30 megs. Running out of room? Get a bigger hard drive or start backing up your shit. This girl knows what she’s doing and has fun doing it.
The Updates page shows the members what new stuff has recently been added, going back approximately 2 months. It looks as if Joanna updates her site at least every 2 weeks. Like I said, she’s very productive.
The Q & A section offers answers to members’ questions. A sampling:
Q: Before an amourous encounter, how do you ensure that everything is cleaned out so you both avoid any embarrassing situations?
A: You douche or to put more bluntly, you use an enema kit. They come in a variety of formats and are available either from chemists (usually to order) some fetish shops and occasionally adult stores. I found the best for traveling is one that looks like a turkey baster and is small and quite compact. If you carry it in your hand luggage, expect to be queried about it by security as they can never figure out what it is when looking at my bag through the x-ray machine. I currently have a 4 blush notches for airport security employees ;-)
That Joanna… she’s the Martha Stewart of the shemale world.
The Forum section hosts various topics and threads. I found it to be just more Q & A crap. Stick to the Q & A section if you need some additional turkey basting butt plug recipes. The Online Store actually takes you to a separate website with this tagline: Joanna Jet's Online Store, is an online retail outlet for adult-oriented sexually explicit Videos, DVDs and other adult related merchandise. What did I discover inside? Worldwide shipping of all things Joanna. Stick to her video shoots and picture galleries if you want to save some coin. Otherwise, fill her British coffers with pounds and sterling.
Conclusion:
Joanna Jet is a very prolific individual who seems to be at ease in front of the camera. All of her shoots are different and showcase some really good talent. Her picture shoots and video clips are exclusive and impressive. Since most eponymous sites dive into rampant self-indulgence, I had a feeling Joanna would take that plunge. However, I was pleasantly surprised to see her not fall into that tranny trap. If only she would have left out that cheesy Joanna Jet Fan Club Page. If only.
Price: $14.95 per month. 30-day without renewal for $25. 90-day without renewal for $45.
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