Grooby Archive - Review |
Is it Christmas already? Has Hanukkah arrived early this year? Can’t be Kwanzaa just yet. It was just Cinco de Mayo, so my tranny prayers have finally been answered. All of Grooby’s sister sites featured on one mega-site.
With over 100,000 pictures and days’ worth of movies, ALL DOWNLOADABLE, you could do worse than immediately sign up before you finish this sentence. Actually, the best thing you can do is sign up this very second. Black shemales, Brazilian transsexuals, Asian ladyboys and All-American she-hes are begging you to drop by. It’s like a United Colors of Benetton under one collective roof. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire full of funky, feisty shemales. Yes, I know… time for my meds. What else can you find at Grooby Archive? EVERYTHING. Let’s explore together.
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Before we delve into the good stuff, let’s have a look-see at the free stuff. The Free Preview area is chock full of goodies. Unfortunately, the best bits are air-brushed over, but you still get a feel of what to expect before you go out and purchase the mondo-sized Vaseline jar and year’s supply of Cottonelle. You can access every kind of shemale known to man. For free. You can click on stocking shemales, foot fetish shemales, sucking, fucking and licking shemales. You name it, Grooby Archive supplies it. Self-proclaimed Largest Transsexual Erotica Site in the World, they don’t fuck around. They’re telling it like it is. I have never seen such a shitload of tranny material in my 35 years on this planet. Impressive stuff! The site, idiot! Not me actually arriving at the big three-five.
Grooby Archives is a site dedicated to all things Grooby in nature. If you’ve been a faithful reader of my reviews, you’ll know that besides Bob’s T-Girls, Grooby sites are rated beyond compare. They deliver the goods and keep on delivering. They can do no wrong. Well Bob, there's a new sheriff in town.
According to the site, they house 1569 unique models, 2933 photosets (275,000 photos in all) and 432 videoshoots. Insanity! And the site is extremely well laid out for so much Grooby goodies. Galleries are arranged alphabetically from A (they have models actually named “A”) to Z (also known as Ziza). Every model has a blurb next to her photo set that outlines how she was contracted for the photos, her age, her background and other interesting bits of info. For example, one of my absolute faves, Sapphire:
Sapphire is one of the cutest, most passable girls I've ever photographed. I first met in 2000 when we shot in the Ramada Hotel on Santa Monica Blvd and then had her come over to Hawaii for some further shoots. Frank re-shot her most recently.
Sapphire has consistently been one of the most requested models on any site I've seen her, due to her tiny statuesque, big eyes and pout. Sapphire is now 22, all of about 5ft 2 and a Mexican-Filipino mix. Originally appeared in Shemale Yum.
You can view 6 of her photosets. Some going back to 1999 and others as recent as last year. What a babe!
Click on VIDEOS and you are taken to a similar setup that delivers movies upon movies upon movies. Every tranny known to God and man are featured. Some models of note: Bruna Requielly, Camila, Christina, Danny Evangelista, Fernanda Zocal, J-Lo and about 12 variations of Jennifer, all HOT! The list goes on. The movies are either in Windows Media Player format or in Real. Regardless what form of video, they are all REAL good and splooge-worthy. The list continues boldly from J, but I need to take a jizz break. This review is taking forever. I must have stroked it 7 times since beginning this review. And that was a day ago. I have at least another baker’s dozen of splooge sessions to go. This site is too fucking much, in a good way.
Click on UPDATES and you are shown the recent additions to the site. On May 5th alone, (3 days ago) dozens of models and snapshots and videos were added. And that is one frickin’ day’s worth. How do they do it?
The site also has a groovy, Grooby FORUM for you to rub shoulders with other tranny-loving individuals. Personally, I don’t have time for the computer-nebbish crap. I don’t want to share my she-male thoughts with anyone besides my Kleenex. The FAQ section is a thorough Q&A page for all things Grooby. For example:
Our Models
Where do you find your models?
Everywhere. Bars, internet, newspaper adverts and mainly word of mouth.
Can you arrange for me to meet one of your models?
No. We're an online entertainment industry only. Some models may have an advert in the escort section but any arrangement between you and the escort has nothing to do with Grooby or Shemale Yum.
How much do you pay your models?
None of your business. If you're a model or photographer please contact us with details and samples.
You tell ‘em, Grooby folk. None of your fucking business! Who care what they’re paid. Just keep on getting them to perform for the site. The LINK link showcases the other sites in the Grooby arsenal. All worth a look, though most may already be here.
Conclusion:
Where do I begin? Where do I end? I’ve been on the site for 24 hours now attempting to review it, and I haven’t even scratched the proverbial surface. Grooby has outdone itself yet again. How on earth will they top this tranny feat? I don’t know. But I certainly care. My job is to bring you, the readers, the cream of the tranny crop online. And this new Grooby Production is at the zenith.
Price: $24.95 for 30 days
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